Run-up the the Arizona Elections: Idiocy Alert!
Posted by WryMouth at 3 Nov 2006, 7:47 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
Please, puh-LEEZE let Proposition 200 in Arizona be disintegrated by hostile aliens prior to election day:
Head... pounding... Founding Fathers... spinning in graves...PROPOSITION 200
AN INITIATIVE MEASURE CREATING THE ARIZONA VOTER REWARD ACT AND AMENDING ARIZONA REVISED STATUTES SECTIONS 5-518 AND 5-522 RELATING TO THE ARIZONA LOTTERY COMMISSION.TEXT OF PROPOSED AMENDMENT
Be it enacted by the voters of the State of Arizona:
SECTION 1. In title 16, add new Chapter 9: ARTICLE I. ARIZONA VOTER REWARD ACT Section 16-1201.INTENT
A. The people of Arizona declare our intent to create a reward system that will improve the public participation in Arizona state government by encouraging citizen participation in the political process, and particularly voting at elections.
B. The intent of the Arizona Voter Reward Act is to increase voter turnout at the state primary and general elections. Only eligible voters who vote at an eligible election shall be eligible to participate. Only voters who consent to participate may receive a reward. The winner of the reward shall be determined by lot.
C. Notwithstanding any other provisions of law to the contrary, it shall be lawful for the Arizona Voter Reward Commission to offer the reward to electors as an inducement to vote.
Section 16-1208. DETERMINATION OF REWARD AMOUNT
A. Subject to the availability of funds, a First Reward of one million dollars ($1,000,000.00) or more, adjusted for inflation, shall be awarded at each drawing.
B. The Commission may establish as many second rewards as feasible. Second rewards may consist of money or anything of value received by the Commission for the purpose of the Act.
Hawt dang! Even Limpid Lizard can gits a shot at a MILLYUN DOLARZ!
HIGH THEIR!
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HALP, JON CARRY!
Luckily, I was able to reach Senator John Kerry, currently sequestered from the press, for comment:
You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get to vote in Arizona.
<taps microphone>
What; is this an oil painting or an audience? These are the jokes, people!
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