Wry Mouth Jr. and I found these inordinately funny.

Via the Gates of Vienna blog, a link to the Liberation Army Against Freedom website—

The theme song of the L.A.A.F. is worth the price of admission alone.

The L.A.A.F. calls for extermination of roots of freedoms worldwide with the aid of great fireworks.

But click on the videos posted, and you will get (in the wry way of the Dutch) terse lessons in fireworks safety, produced by "the Dutch government’s consumer safety institute."

I was going to look for English translations of these, but decided the humorous impact is rather enhanced by the Dutch translations of "Iraqi-accented Arabic" over English.

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P.S. — here is the English-language version of "The Mother of All Rocket," for comparison. Enjoy! And — have a "safe and sane" holiday! ;o/