Thanks again, " Are We Lumberjacks?"! R. found this site, and I will throw my delegates behind it as well.

No; I'm no good at running anyone's campaign here; I'm too Old School. Try me at Missile Command sometime, with a trackball, or Mr. Do, and I'll clean your clock.

This goes out to the inestimable Aaron "AuH20" G., Reed "REEEED!" M., the brave students in high school civics courses, and anyone else who wants to get down and dirty in the political arena:

Just click below:

GET READY ~~ !

Oh. And I recommend you DON'T SKIP THE INTRO.