Christiane Amanpour here, with the latest CNN Special:

Episode 1: We Look at the Buddhist religious zealots fighting the popularly-elected governments of China and Thailand! See how they batter the police fists and truncheons with their faces and bodies! Amazing!

Episode 2: The radical Jews of Israel, who wear funny clothes by day, and then attack innocent Palestinians by night! See how this Palestinian child cries, as his father runs away from the family rocket-launcher? Tragic! And you should see them in New York — controlling the entertainment and money industries!

Episode 3: The right-wing Christians of the USA! See how they wave flags, alarming their leftist peers? They often run for government posts and demand prayer in schools and ten commandments in courtrooms and don't seem to understand at all the "Separation of Church and State" Amendment in the Bill of Rights of the Constitution! By all that is holy, and my thick Bwitish Accent, it is sore astonishing!

Episode 4: The radical Muslims of al-Qaeda! They use retarded women as bomb-carriers, sending them into pet markets and detonating them remotely!

We can only logically conclude that people of all religious faiths have Radical Warriors among them, and that these Radical Warriors are a logical outgrowth of all religions, and that these Radical Warriors are Morally Equivalently Evil, or Good, I forget which!

This is Christiane Amanpour, signing off with another CNN special on; In Your Father's House: Religious Warriors of All Faiths!