"... not taking drastic action to correct global warming:

'Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.' "

I note that if Mr. Ted Turner were clutching an empty paper bag down at the local Salvation Army depot, he'd be saying essentially the same sorts of things, but no one would be wasting media resources (and hence, warming the globe) on his spittle-flecked rants.

And so —

Here's to the Salvation Army!