"Make An In-Vitro Chicken, Win $1 Million From PETA"
I must say, that's one attention-grabbing title to see in your Outlook email inbox. At work. And yet, there it was, from Manufacturing.Net — one of the many industry rags I don't consciously subscribe to but get anyway. Seemingly apropos of nothing, at least this particular meaningless gesture does not contain the premeditated provocation so many PETA stunts do.
Now, where did I put those chicken stem cells? I think I'm keeping them in that carton of eggs in the fridge...
"Soylent Beige is CHICKEN!!"