Wrymouth is an allegedly moderate conservative (ahem) trapped in his home state of the People's Republic of California. His areas of expertise include jazz history, mathematics,
baseball and hyperbole.
NATO Jones, aka Wry Mouth Jr., is our yout' correspondent, with areas of expertise including technologies, snacks and sleeping in.
Cogito Ergo Dem is an allegedly moderate liberal (cough) trapped in his chosen home state of the Republic of Texas. His areas of expertise include left-handedness, not-quite-popular
literature, four-alarm chili and irony.
Raymurgy is an allegedly moderate independent (ack! pbbt!) mired in his chosen home state of the Cirque du Florida. His areas of expertise include debate forensics, World Cup brackets,
hurricane endurance and elliptical riposte.
Laxsaltman is -- well -- there's nothing moderate about him. Trapped in the belly of Orange County, CA, his areas of expertise include sports (even hockey), twin psychology, astronomy and WW2
aircraft. Oh yes, and pithy comebacks.
