Iowahawk: "The Q is for quality"
To paraphrase Paul Simon*, "Where have you gone, Al-Qaeda?" Now out of the news cycle, AQ has been hard-pressed to keep themselves before a terrified and pliant public, rather like that guy in the RISK game who had been reduced to putting a few pitiful armies in Irkutsk and Yakutsk, and praying no one would notice that wiping him off the map would yield a treasure of 3 or 4 cards.
Iowahawk publishes their answer to the "branding" problem, though, with the release of
... the inaugural issue of Vistas, the new electronic newsletter designed to keep you informed on all the fast-paced comings and goings within our Total Quality Jihad family.Cogito, in particular, will appreciate the industrial babble-speak:
With Vistas, you will learn the real story — of how we are attacking
the competitive casualty gap with a paradigm-changing tactical adaptive
strategy focused on paradise value optimization. Yes, there will be
some changes, but our core leadership mission remains the same one
established by Chairman Emeritus Osama Bin Laden when he founded Al
Qaeda in his family goat shed nearly 15 years ago: to create a robust,
cave-centric, best-of-breed strategic organization for global caliphate
management solution services. If we all pull together as accountable
subteams, we are on-track to rebuild momentum after the Q4 Infidel
elections!
* Yes; I know what I'm doing. I'm a professional!
I don't remember anything like that from his campaign...
... oh, THAT Paul Simon. OK, now I get it.
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Wasn't that -- the same guy? It wasn't -- ?!
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I thought it was the workout guy....with the funny shorts.
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