Thanks, Al-Qaida... Now, even the most leftist of citizens are enraged by your antics, since you called Mr. Obama a "house Negro" in your latest insane rant. Nevermind the general killing and terrorizing — you've gone too far this time!

You should be ashamed to lecture us on racism, due to your own racist policies! Where's your vaunted "moral authority" now, you racist bastards?

And the most rightist of conservatives will close ranks behind Obama on this, and rightfully so.

[update: as for me, poor example of tolerance that I am, give me the gun, the bullet, and five seconds alone with Mr. Zawahiri and I would put an end to his dog-like yapping once and for all. I wouldn't enjoy it, but I would do it, as unpleasant a task as cleaning out the sewer traps. WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT, HOWEVER, IF THE PRESS WOULD JUST IGNORE HIM? That'd be great. I'm not holding my breath.]

Meanwhile, thanks, Al; we owe you one!


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