And to think, my daughter "starred" in several summer workshops with this young woman:

Wow! It's Miss Aubrey O'Day! (squeal!)

I know; you're thinking, "Wry Mouth has a thirty-something-old daughter?" But no — it's just that my daughter has dodged the aging effects of the hard-knock "celebrity entertainer" lifestyle.

Am I sad that MTV won't be asking Wrymette for her opinion on Heidi Montag, or Playboy won't be asking her to pose anytime soon? Is the Pope a fan of Richard Dawkins? Just look at what I am missing out on:

"I'm excited that Heidi will join the long list of Playboy cover girls!" she told MTV News in a statement. "I hope she enjoyed the shoot and feels as liberated as I did!" [tee hee!]

[comments in brackets added by myself, but they were probably just edited out to begin with, so I don't feel badly about the extrapolation]

Thanks, Wrymette! That education and those degrees are looking better by the second! Smooches!

I AM THE LUCKIEST DAD EVER