Ah, HAHAHAHAHAHA:

UNITED NATIONS, Oct. 26 (UPI) — The United Nations Monday named Disney character Tinker Bell an "Honorary Ambassador of Green" to help raise children's environmental awareness.

"We're delighted Tinker Bell has agreed to be our Honorary Ambassador of Green," said Kiyo Akasaka, undersecretary-general for communications and public information. "This beloved... charactercan help us inspire kids and their parents to nurture nature and do what they can to take care of the environment."

Evidently, and deliciously, the United Nations and related personnel aren't familiar with the selfish, impulsive & grasping ass that is Tinkerbell in "Peter Pan":

Beware!Tinkerbell can be consumed with hatred and the vindictiveness of a jealous woman. She has very naughty streak like wanting to pull hair, or pinching savagely and using offensive language, she can cast off all disguise of friendship.

I am hoping someone "got one over" on the Global Weather Control crowd, but fear instead that this will actually pan out for the UN.