Quick! You have 60 seconds to explain to me why I shouldn't find this tale funnier and funnier the more I think about it:

...The main targets were the newspaper’s Viby and Copenhagen offices, Scharf said today at a press conference. Kurt Westergaard, the cartoonist who drew the picture of Muhammad wearing a bomb in his turban, and Flemming Rose, an editor at the newspaper who was responsible for printing the drawings, were two specific targets of the planned attack, Scharf said.

... The planned attacks would have involved “hand weapons and explosives,” Scharf said.

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